You Know You're Getting Old 15 oz Mug

For the Fire Goddess — the signs were there; the mug just says them out loud.

You know you're getting old when the coffee is medicinal, the music in the grocery store is suddenly excellent, and this mug feels less like a joke and more like documentation. Fifteen ounces of ceramic honesty, designed and printed in a small US shop with a fade-proof design that — unlike the rest of us — will never show its age.

Deploy it at the birthday breakfast of anyone entering a new decade, or keep it for yourself as a daily act of good-humored defiance. Enormous pour, zero apologies.

15 oz ceramic · Microwave & dishwasher safe · Fade-resistant print · Designed & printed in the USA