Midwest Sayings 15 oz Mug

For the Fire Goddess — ope, let me just sneak right past ya and grab the coffee.

Certain phrases cannot be taught; they must be inherited, somewhere between a church basement potluck and a conversation in a driveway that lasts another forty-five minutes. This 15-ounce ceramic mug gathers the Midwest's finest sayings on one side — a love letter to the heartland dialect of casseroles, long goodbyes, and weather talk as a competitive sport.

Gift it to the transplant who's homesick for pop and ranch dressing, or to anyone who has ever said "welp" and meant it as a full sentence. The generous pour handles the long goodbye at the end of every visit.

15 oz ceramic · Printed on one side · Microwave & dishwasher safe · Fade-resistant print