One Minute You're Young and Fun 15 oz Mug

For the Fire Goddess — aging disgracefully, caffeinating accordingly.

One minute you're young and fun. The next, you're reading this off a mug at 6 a.m. because sleeping in now causes injuries. This 15-ounce ceramic companion tells the truth with a wink — a snarky salute to everyone whose wild nights have become wild mornings. Designed and printed in a small US shop, with a fade-proof design that will outlast your knees.

Gift it for the milestone birthday that shall not be named, or claim it for your own kitchen altar of honesty. The oversized pour holds enough coffee to feel twenty-five again, briefly.

15 oz ceramic · Microwave & dishwasher safe · Fade-resistant print · Designed & printed in the USA