For the Water Goddess — who drinks the smoothie standing at the counter and will not fight a soggy paper straw to do it.
Nine inches of stainless steel with a 9.5 mm outside diameter, threaded along its length so it reads like the plastic straw it replaces. The width is the whole point: thick enough for a smoothie, a yogurt drink, a milkshake, a protein shake, anything that would defeat a thinner straw. It works for water and iced tea too, though most people prefer something slimmer for those.
Sized for Quart (32 oz) and Pint and Half (24 oz) Mason jars, and just as happy in any tall glass. Straw hole lids vary, so check yours will take a 9.5 mm straw before pairing them. Dishwasher safe, though a thick straw cleaner does the better job.
Stainless steel · 9 in long · 9.5 mm outside diameter · Fits Quart and Pint and Half Mason jars · Dishwasher safe