Meditating Zen Garden Gnome Statue – Middle Finger

For the Earth Goddess — inner peace, with one small disclaimer.

He sits in perfect Padma Sana pose, eyes closed, spirit serene — both middle fingers raised to whatever negativity dares approach the garden. Hand-painted resin, nine and a half inches of contradiction: half guru, half bouncer, entirely committed to protecting your good vibes. He is, without question, the most honest meditation teacher you will ever own.

Station him among the herbs, beside the gnome-less flower bed, or indoors where houseguests will discover him mid-tour. He works year-round, day or night, warding off bad energy from patio, porch, or windowsill — and he never breaks pose. Fair warning: he gets a laugh out of every single visitor, so plant him where the garden party can find him.

Hand-painted resin · 9.5" tall x 8.27" wide · Meditating lotus pose with raised middle fingers · Indoor & outdoor display · Cheeky humor — not for the easily scandalized