I Gotta See the Candy First T-Shirt

For the Fire Goddess — negotiations open when the candy appears.

She has standards, boundaries, and a sense of humor sharp enough to print. This hand-screen-printed tee states its terms in crisp white ink across Heather Navy — a little spicy, a little nostalgic, and guaranteed to earn a laugh from across the room. The super-soft 50/50 cotton-poly Tultex blend is printed with environmentally friendly water-based inks, so the sass treads lightly on the planet.

Wear it with black jeans and boots for errands run entirely on your own terms, or with cutoffs and sneakers at the bonfire where the one-liners fly. It gifts brilliantly to the friend who says what everyone else is thinking.

50/50 cotton-poly Tultex blend · Heather Navy with white ink · Screen printed with water-based inks · Unisex sizes S–2XL (runs roomy) · Washer & dryer safe