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Everything But The French Fry Seasoning

$10.00
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For the Fire Goddess — fries first, then everything else in the kitchen.

Named for the French fry but loyal to no single food, this small-batch artisanal blend works as a rub, a marinade, and a finishing seasoning with equal conviction. Handcrafted from the finest all-natural, sustainably sourced ingredients, it brings roadside-diner joy to juicy steaks, roasted vegetables, and — naturally — anything you'd pop in the air fryer.

Keep it within arm's reach of the salt; it will see more action. Taste the difference honest, handcrafted ingredients make.

2.2 oz (62g) net wt. · Non-GMO · Magnetized backing — sticks to your fridge · Crafted in small batches; hand packed in California from local ingredients · Not irradiated or treated with EtO gas · All natural: free from artificial colors and flavors · No wheat, sugar, soy, nuts, or gluten