{"product_id":"today-im-a-serious-goose-mug","title":"Today I'm a Serious Goose Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the Air Goddess — silly goose energy, temporarily suspended for business.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery flock has its Monday. This 11-ounce ceramic mug features a hand-drawn goose in a corporate necktie, announcing with full solemnity: TODAY I'M A SERIOUS GOOSE. The dye-sublimation print is vibrant and scratch-resistant — it will never peel or fade, no matter how many serious meetings it attends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFill it with coffee for the morning standup or tea for the afternoon slump, and let it do the talking. A perfect gift for the coworker whose professionalism is, at best, seasonal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e11 oz glazed ceramic · Vibrant dye-sublimation print · Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67648347209881,"sku":"SERIOUSGOOSEMUG111524","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0346\/6779\/0395\/files\/33d0f894898d2d5a1573cab57001057f6a38afc1bbd78f1349d83f6439f10892.jpg?v=1791592106","url":"https:\/\/wysdohm.com\/products\/today-im-a-serious-goose-mug","provider":"Wysdohm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}