{"product_id":"the-midwest-sayings-15oz-mug","title":"Midwest Sayings 15 oz Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the Fire Goddess — ope, let me just sneak right past ya and grab the coffee.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCertain phrases cannot be taught; they must be inherited, somewhere between a church basement potluck and a conversation in a driveway that lasts another forty-five minutes. This 15-ounce ceramic mug gathers the Midwest's finest sayings on one side — a love letter to the heartland dialect of casseroles, long goodbyes, and weather talk as a competitive sport.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift it to the transplant who's homesick for pop and ranch dressing, or to anyone who has ever said \"welp\" and meant it as a full sentence. The generous pour handles the long goodbye at the end of every visit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e15 oz ceramic · Printed on one side · Microwave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe · Fade-resistant print\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"dkhandmade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67640208883865,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0346\/6779\/0395\/files\/a551a42091348a46b85b2c5a9383801c697e138f1d5ba71660b714e370599fbf.png?v=1791486051","url":"https:\/\/wysdohm.com\/products\/the-midwest-sayings-15oz-mug","provider":"Wysdohm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}