{"product_id":"one-minute-youre-young-and-fun-15oz-mug","title":"One Minute You're Young and Fun 15 oz Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the Fire Goddess — aging disgracefully, caffeinating accordingly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne minute you're young and fun. The next, you're reading this off a mug at 6 a.m. because sleeping in now causes injuries. This 15-ounce ceramic companion tells the truth with a wink — a snarky salute to everyone whose wild nights have become wild mornings. Designed and printed in a small US shop, with a fade-proof design that will outlast your knees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift it for the milestone birthday that shall not be named, or claim it for your own kitchen altar of honesty. The oversized pour holds enough coffee to feel twenty-five again, briefly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e15 oz ceramic · Microwave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe · Fade-resistant print · Designed \u0026amp; printed in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"dkhandmade","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67640208752793,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0346\/6779\/0395\/files\/7001f9ecd66327358e777e682e8fa30e70439f9ddba32798ccc7d9c36588dc22.png?v=1791486049","url":"https:\/\/wysdohm.com\/products\/one-minute-youre-young-and-fun-15oz-mug","provider":"Wysdohm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}