{"product_id":"large-meditating-zen-garden-gnome-statue-middle-finger","title":"Meditating Zen Garden Gnome Statue – Middle Finger","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the Earth Goddess — inner peace, with one small disclaimer.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe sits in perfect Padma Sana pose, eyes closed, spirit serene — both middle fingers raised to whatever negativity dares approach the garden. Hand-painted resin, nine and a half inches of contradiction: half guru, half bouncer, entirely committed to protecting your good vibes. He is, without question, the most honest meditation teacher you will ever own.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStation him among the herbs, beside the gnome-less flower bed, or indoors where houseguests will discover him mid-tour. He works year-round, day or night, warding off bad energy from patio, porch, or windowsill — and he never breaks pose. Fair warning: he gets a laugh out of every single visitor, so plant him where the garden party can find him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand-painted resin · 9.5\" tall x 8.27\" wide · Meditating lotus pose with raised middle fingers · Indoor \u0026amp; outdoor display · Cheeky humor — not for the easily scandalized\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Wine Savant \/ Khen Glassware","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68056291606681,"sku":"X003AJRB65","price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0346\/6779\/0395\/files\/ff2797ec45200e3404c3719ed51915c7a13041dc78db82b03aadd5a2f09b9568.jpg?v=1794699325","url":"https:\/\/wysdohm.com\/products\/large-meditating-zen-garden-gnome-statue-middle-finger","provider":"Wysdohm","version":"1.0","type":"link"}